llcooljofficial:

one time in 7th grade everyone in my class got really quiet so i said “dildo” just to see the ridiculous reaction since i knew how immature 7th graders were

for 30 minutes, there was an uncontrollable uproar of laughter and someone fell and hit their head on a chair and had to go to the nurse

because i said dildo.

(via quoth-the-oak)

"Never cut a tree down in the wintertime. Never make a negative decision in the low time. Never make your most important decisions when you are in your worst moods. Wait. Be patient. The storm will pass. The spring will come."

Robert H. Schuller (via larmoyante)

(via fuckthenicethings)

This feeling I get
when my mind settles down,
when the leaves on the trees start speaking poetry,
when the rocks form symbols of my destiny,
when road lulls me into a dream state,
when simply seeing the sky can bring me to tears,
this feeling I get is all I want to share with every one I meet.

"It is funny how you do not miss affection until it is given, but once it is, it can never be enough; you would drown in it if possible."

 Libba Bray, The Sweet Far Thing (via larmoyante)

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