if you like S&M go choke a bitchif you wanna just blaze go smoke a spliffif you’ve got an envelope go open itif you need to urinate stop holding itif you’re mad fed up find a bone to pickand if you wanna get laid then don’t commitrelax, bubble bath go soak in it.If you’re scared to propose then save the ringand if he can’t hit it right, fake a screamlife sucker punch might break your spleenso you better get used to the pace of things. by K. WHATEVER THIS IS ITS FUCKING STUPID
“if you like S&M go choke a bitch
if you wanna just blaze go smoke a spliff
if you’ve got an envelope go open it
if you need to urinate stop holding it
if you’re mad fed up find a bone to pick
and if you wanna get laid then don’t commit
relax, bubble bath go soak in it.
If you’re scared to propose then save the ring
and if he can’t hit it right, fake a scream
life sucker punch might break your spleen
so you better get used to the pace of things.”—K.
A priest, a rabbi and a priestess decided to improve relations between their respective religions, and as a first conciliatory gesture, they decide to go fishing on a lake all together.
The morning goes quiet, but at some point, the priestess feels the need to go to the bathroom. Since there is’ a public bathroom on the pier, apologizes, steps over the edge of the boat, walked on water, go to the toilet and back, still walking on water.
Seeing this, the priest makes the sign of upset cross and mutters a prayer.
It’s time for lunch and the rabbi realizes he left the lunchbox on the pier. He climbs over the edge of the boat, walked on water, go get the food, and back, still walking on water.
At that point, the priest, shocked, he says: “Oh no! So I can not get fooled ‘by two non-believers and the Lord who walk ‘on water is MINE!.” And with the excuse of going to the toilet too, crosses the edge of the boat, but falls into the water and sinks.
The rabbi then turns to the priestess and asks: “Do you think we should show him the rocks under the water?”
It surprised the priestess replied: “Rocks? What rocks?”
Religious text can be so beautiful~
Prayer of St. Francis
Lord, make me an instrument of your peace. Where there is hatred, let me sow love, Where there is injury, pardon, … Where there is doubt, faith, Where there is despair, hope, Where there is darkness, light, And where there is sadness, joy. O Divine Master, Grant that I may not so much Seek to be consoled, As to console, To be understood, As to understand, To be loved, As to love with all my soul. For it is in giving, That we receive, It is in pardoning That we are pardoned, And it is in dying That we are born to eternal life.